Thursday, April 9, 2020

How to increase unboxing chances. (STILL WORKING 2018).

Step one. Open PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS.
-By opening the game itself, it will open you up to the main menu showing your character. At the top of the screen there should be multiple options on what you may look at.

Step two. Select rewards.
-By selecting rewards you are able to purchase a crate by using coins you earn from earning points ingame. (The first crate you purchase will cost 700 coins, also if you do not have enough just play some solo matches to get more coins).

Step three. Purchase a crate.
-This crate is the object in which you open to earn your rewards, there isnt to much more to say about the crate itself other than how you have a chance of getting either the 'survivor crate' and a 'wanderer crate'.
You can also spend around $2.00-$2.50 on a limited edition 'Gamescon crate' along with a key a bit above the gamescon crate price.



(DO NOT OPEN ANY CRATES YET!)
Step four. Close game.
- We need to close game to focus 100% on the next step.
Step five. Learn the drop rates.
- A quick google search should do the trick. I believe that for having the privelage of knowing how to increase drops in pubg, you should put in the effort of opening a second tab.

http://wikigameguides.com/1739-pubg-survivor-and-wanderer-crate-drop-rate-estimates

This is what you will be reading through.










Ok, your lazy then. Here you go :

Step six. Uninstall PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS.
-I know what your thinking, "this ♥♥♥♥ is trying to make me uninstall the game" and to an extent, yes.
But its strickly for the purposes of drop rates. You need to pretty much clear your history with the game.

The thing about PUBG is that it takes some characteristics of CS:GO as your drop rate is actually inreased upon the start of the game, this is pretty crucial in recieving good rewards.

"Have you done this yourself?" Of course i have, Upon recieving these rewards i sell them on the market instantly as i believe the prices on the market will drop as soon as i release this guide.

"Will i lose my crates?", No, you will not as the crates go to your profile inventory and are not apart of the ingame system.


Step seven. Clear youtube history. (If you choose to not uninstall)
-There is a code apart of the PUBG system where it searches through your previous searches on youtube and what you have been watching.

If unboxes or gameplay are shown in your history, your chances will decrease as the code sees that you know these items have worth to them and will drop the rate for you.

"What if i delete the code?" I have tried this method and it pretty much blocked me out of the game, which made me have to un-install and re-install.

Step eight. (Optional and dangerous)
WARNING THIS STEP MAY CAUSE HARM TO YOU. DO NOT DO THIS STEP IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO HANDLE PAIN VERY WELL.

-Sell soul to the Devil.
This step is extremely dangerous, and i cant stress it enough.
Doing this method pretty much increases your chances of winning a red tier item 100%.

Follow these steps :

Find the Devil : If you want to sell your soul, the first thing you have to do is find the devil. The most well-known story of someone selling their soul is that of Robert Johnson, a bluesman who went to a crossroads at the junction of Highways 61 and 49 in Clarksdale, Mississippi, where he would trade his soul for the promise of a red tiered skirt. But if you can't get down to Mississippi to find the devil there, where else should you go?

If you're in the Northeast, you can check out the Seven Gates of Hell, which can allegedly be found in the woods off Trout Run Road in Hellam Township, Pennsylvania, or maybe even the other Gates of Hell, a collection of drains in Clifton, New Jersey. According to folklore, there's a room at the bottom of the drains where you're confronted by a glowing human skull before you see the devil.

If you don't find the devil in the first place you look, take comfort in the fact that the dark lord probably knows you're looking for him somewhere and he'll get to you eventually.


Alternative to finding the Devil, How to summon the Devil : So maybe you don't want to go on a cross-country road trip to find out if Satan is hanging out in the middle of nowhere.Can you set up a house call? According to Dr. Rex Touth, all you have to do is "be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, 'Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.' It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy."

Remember folks, make the devil want to want you.


How to sell soul : Once you're face to face with the devil, how to do you let him know what you want? Do you say, "Let's do this soul-selling thing, bro?"

An alleged pact with the devil in Pignerol, Italy, in 1676 went something like this:

Lucifer, you are bound to deliver to me immediately 100,000 pounds of money in gold! You will deliver me the first Tuesday of every month 1,000 pounds. You will bring me this gold in current money, of such kind that not only I, but also all those to whom I may wish to give some, may use it.

And so on and so forth. But is that how you do things in the 21st century? Should we be so impolite to the entity that's providing all of our hopes and dreams?

One of the easiest ways to propose a deal for your soul would be to bring it up when you call upon the devil. It may be advantageous to you to mention your desire to sell your soul in whatever seance you use to call upon Old Scratch so he knows what he's getting into.


Method of protection : When selling your soul to the devil, there are a couple of ways you can protect yourself, legally and physically. Legally, as with all important documents, you should have a notary present to make sure all the Is are dotted and the Ts are crossed. And you've got to work out the presentation for what you want in advance so you don't end up asking for something that you don't want, or asking for something and getting the wrong thing.

Physically, if you call the devil to you, it's best to play things safe and stand inside a pentagram that you've drawn on the floor for the entirety of the ritual or you'll open yourself up to some very negative juju.


What to ask for : So you've got the devil's ear, he's down to make a deal, and you've got a notary handy to help with the paperwork - what do you ask for? Guys like Niccolò Paganini and Robert Johnson sold their souls for their art, but you don't have to do that. You can sell your soul for wealth, a giant boat, or to look really good no matter what pair of jeans you're wearing. It's your soul, do what you want.

It's important to remember that you shouldn't skimp when you're selling your soul. You're probably going to burn in Hell forever later, so get the best version of whatever you want. Don't say, "I want crazy drop rates." Say, "I want to have extremely good drop luck and no one finds this suspicious."


How much to ask for : Before you decide to sell your soul to the devil, you should take stock of who you are and really think about how much your particular soul is worth. Are you a bus driver in Tulsa, Oklahoma, or are you a senator who doesn't have enough power? That isn't to say that one of those people is better than the other, but their souls may be worth different prices to the devil. Even if you're just a regular person, don't underestimate how much Satan wants to have your soul for eternity. He'll pay whatever he has to, so try to get him to make the first offer and then bargain up from there.

According to Business Insider, Johnny from the definitely-not-annoying 1979 song "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" bet his soul for what would likely be a 40-pound golden fiddle - about 543.3 troy ounces. In 1979, gold was going for $307.50 per troy ounce, which means Johnny bet his soul for about $167,000. Adjusting for inflation, that's about $566,300 in 2017. Not bad.


Can you get out of the deal : Nobody wants to nullifying an agreement, be it with the devil or another, less evil entity, but sometimes when things don't go your way, there's nothing else to do but end your partnership. But how do you negate a deal with the devil? If popular music tells us anything, then one surefire way to nix your contact with Satan is to beat him in a contest - the more ironic the better when you're dealing with Lucifer. In "The Devil Went Down To Georgia," Johnny beats the Devil in a fiddle contest and gets to keep a very heavy fiddle and his soul.

Outside of beating him in a contest, your best bet is to get an exorcism in order to get your soul back. The problem with this method isn't the exorcism, it's convincing the Catholic Church that you actually deserve an exorcism. They're notoriously hard to convince, and even if you do manage to get the church to agree to your vanity exorcism, you'll still have to deal with the fact that you sold your soul for the rest of your life.


Is there a good time to sell your soul : It may sound silly, but this is one of those things that no one ever thinks about when they sell their soul. Everyone focuses on what they want to get out of the deal, but they're never concerned with whether or not they've picked an appropriate time to bother the devil and make an offer. The Witch's Sabbath (or Walpurgis Night) is an excellent time to hook up with your main man Beezelbub. Why? Walpurgis is the evening when witches meet on the Brocken, the highest peak in the Harz Mountains in Germany, and party with Satan. If you can get there, then you can definitely bend the devil's ear.

If there's no room to get on the broom and get to the Brocken, then you should make sure you do your legalese with Satan at the devil's hour, 3 AM, an inversion of 3 PM, the time when Christ died at Calvary.


Which Devil to sell to : Here's a problem that you can run into when you're trying to sell your soul: what if you call the wrong devil? When you call upon Satan to make a pact for your immortal soul, you have to be exact and make sure that you don't call Krampus, who would probably just whip you with switches and shove you in a bag. And definitely don't call the Kelpie, a water horse demon who simply drowns people whom they trick into riding them. Just make sure when you perform your seance that you specifically ask for the top devil in charge of wheeling and dealing.






Step eight. Part two
So this is very uncool, but if you want to get something from the Devil without giving up your soul you can always just sell him someone else's soul and get away like a thief in the night. Maybe. The general consensus online is that you have to sell your own soul to the devil to get exactly what you want, although that opinion is mostly coming from prudes who are afraid to reach out and take what they want. It's definitely an incredibly f*cked up thing to do to someone, but there's at least one Internet witch who wants to help you be your bad self.

Link to the gentlemans tutorial on the task : http://www.ranker.com/list/how-to-sell-your-soul-to-the-devil/jacob-shelton


Step nine. Re-Install PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS.
-This step is pretty simple, open the steam client and got to library, from there you can re-install the game.

Step ten. Open the crate.
Now go to inventory and look for your crate, once you find your crate open it up and recieve your items depending on whether you did step 8-9.

If done step 8-9 : Red tier
If not : Red tier, Pink tier, Purple tier

Final words.


Comments from people i have given this method to previously :

People who didnt follow 8-9 :
xDoGeDx : "DUDE WTF!!! I GOT A ♥♥♥♥ING TRENCH COAT"
GabensSon : "that makes zero ♥♥♥♥ing sense"
AyyKayFortySeven : "AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA"

People who followed 8-9 :
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That is the full guide, if you have any questions on the methods or anything else, remember to comment down below.

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