Buy the game
Firstly, you need to purchase the game!
sacrifice $30 to purchase PUBG, you'll earn that money back later.
sacrifice $30 to purchase PUBG, you'll earn that money back later.
Hoard crates
With your remaining money, hoard the entire market of gamescom invitational crates!
Buy as many as you can!
Murder your wallet!
You need money to make money!
Buy as many as you can!
Murder your wallet!
You need money to make money!
Wait for August 27th
Now you wait til August 27th hits, when it hits you should wait atleast a week or two before selling back your beloved crates.
Sell the for as much as you want, rich snobs will come running to your crates and buy every last one of them!~
Sell the for as much as you want, rich snobs will come running to your crates and buy every last one of them!~
What to do with your money.
Now that you have that nice virtual money that you can't turn into real money, you can buy anything you want!
games, more crates, future event crates and do the exact same thing again, other stuff!
And now you can buy Fallout 4 with its season pass!
..
Oh wait, its still over priced..
God damnit
games, more crates, future event crates and do the exact same thing again, other stuff!
And now you can buy Fallout 4 with its season pass!
..
Oh wait, its still over priced..
God damnit
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