Showing posts with label Achievements. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Achievements. Show all posts

Thursday, August 6, 2020

Military Tactics for PUBG Squad

Command & Control
A leader should be selected for each round and their authority as absolute for no inefficiency when implementing plans or directives. Discipline and obedience are imperative or else disorganisation will unfold as a far worse consequence compared to occasionally erroneous leadership. You may have a unique call sign for this role (e.g. Actual, 6-1, CP, CO, HQ) and prepare a second-in-command as a contingency for his demise. The commander will ensure momentum, organisation, loot distribution and firepower concentration whilst issuing competent orders, managing rally points and overseeing tactical movement.
Teams
Units should be divided into equal strength and desiginated codes for simplicity (e.g. Blue Team, Red Team, Alpha Element, Bravo Element). Roles may be provided for an individual. This will enable cohesion, concise orders and encourage a buddy system for people to attentively care for the partner on their team. Two units will comprise a team and enable many tactics to be implemented.
Fire and Movement
This is essential for a tactical triumph over a linear firefight from superior training/firepower, it involves the first unit distracting/suppressing the target whilst a second unit flanks their flank or rear. Optimally, units will flank both both flanks for an envelopment - coordinated simultaneously as support - to ensure no escape, counter-flanking and disperse their focus. You may practice drills with hypothetical positions to refine this technique situationally. The execution of an offensive may vary from an infiltration (covert flanking), breakthrough (forceful thrust forward before flanking), encirclement (aggressive flanking) and counter-attack (opportunistic assault once weakened) - circumstances often dictate this. There are circumstances when fortification or elastic defence may be preferable to any aggressive initiative.
Security
Each unit should have a sector to monitor as their responsibility and they'll provide attention in that direction. All units should have their sectors, divided fairly as angles between members, covered for full security as a perimeter: awareness in a 360 arc and ability to react accordingly. Furthermore, when a position is secured or occupied, one person should be designated to perform overwatch as a sentry for vigilance to never subside.
Rules of Engagement
There are three modes for response to contact visually - very much dependent on the enemy's alert level - and these are to ensure: 1) Units all have the right positions, 2) Maneuvers are prepared, 3) Units are following the correct stealth procedure, 4) Units engage simultaneously to maximize firepower, 5) Units have coordinated situational awareness.

Weapons Free: Engage at will. This is essential in CQC and active combat zones - there's no time for the aforementioned communication and danger is expected.
Weapons Loose: Engage at mutual contact. Engage when spotted and initiative must be acquired.
Weapons Tight: Engage at danger. Engage when fired upon and danger is imminent.
Weapons Hold: Engage at order. Engage when instructed from the commanding officer and disengage or conceal from any offensive actions.

Units should respect vital information being transmitted and never disrupt it.
Formation
Formations are crucial for immediately forming a line towards an encounter in a linear firefight and maximizing force concentration. A formation has three viable purposes: 1) Provide highest line of sights to all units, 2) Ensure the highest organisation, 3) Conceal numbers to the opponent's line of sight, 4) Easily rearrange units towards expected target for either a maneuver or line of fire. The composition - where each man is - should be based on individual firepower and where to leverage this effectively from availability of position. A formation is dependent on terrain, visibility, anticipated enemy positions and intent.

Formations normally recommended are: Column (high organisation, flank protection, vulnerability in incoming fire to front/rear along with rearrangement), Line (front/rear strength, side vulnerability) and Vee with extended left or right (highly adaptable - deduce benefits from previous examples).
Contact Report
Any visual contact - signalled with 'contact' verbally for priority in communication - should be reported immediately and concisely with the following information in order as a contact report: distance, direction, quantity and intent. Units should immediately assume combat positions. The information should be updated accordingly and a battle plan formulated through the rules of engagement. You should differentiate between separate contact reports to ensure full situational awareness.
Intervals
Intervals is the spacing between units for no clustered position in which units are collectively sprayed, suppressed or shelled. You should have an spread to detect and prevent any units in between you and be in range for either support by fire or medical aid. You may risk extending this for maneuverability.
Bounding Overwatch & Traveling Overwatch
Bounding Overwatch:
A covering movement - ideal in dangerous territory - in which units move whilst another remains behind to provide static cover in the event of ambush or flanking. The unit who've crossed proceed to do the same for the previous unit covering. Order of movement should be coordinated as a standardized protocol beforehand for each team.

Traveling Overwatch:
A covering movement - ideal in ambiguous territory - when all units move simultaneously whilst each team has has a interval to be detached from any focused ambush on one team to react without harassment.
Terrain
Saddle, ridge, defilade, chokepoints, valleys, river crossings, cliffs - these are all relevant for cover, lines of sight and vantage points. Units should navigate between them, exercise caution with new lines of sights which may have contact and utilize these for defensive purposes based on weaponry (i.e. CQC weapons would be ideal for a small, deep inlet in which contact would be forced at close-range from line of sights available). Deploy terrain analysis for funneling possible contacts and their respective line of sight. There are many available resources for movement instructions for a variety of terrain features/types and normally special purpose units are trained in each - mountain, tundra, arctic, rivers. Incidentally, you should avoid any skylining - silhouette visible to an empty foreground in all directions from the highest elevation.
Base of Fire
A unit may be assigned the duty of base of fire to monitor an assault by fire and it's to effectively: 1) Isolate units with suppressive fire, 2) Surveil for any additional incoming units to affect the assault, 3) Warn of any changes of movement to the position being assaulted.
Probing
Probing may be performed with fire or movement - provoking a possible contact to expose themselves - and is critical for intelligence to reduce the fog of war. It is a basic form of reconnaissance with the resources, manpower and assets available. You may also screen a position with direct observation and it is highly advised for any new line of sight.
Urban Environments
Towns should be cleared progressively in sectors - teams aligned as they perform to phaselines or reference points - according to junctions which divide sections, separated districts or outbound from secured regions. This may be executed clockwise, forward or anti-clockwise. You do not want any pockets to surprise you. Urban environments are multilateral as an area of operations and highly dangerous - pockets are common, ambushes are dynamic and the integrity of any frontline is difficult.

CQC assaults of urban compounds should be conducted with simultaneous breaches in multiple directions and floors cleared per level, each individual reinforced with a teammate behind in the event they're incapacitated - substituting their position - whilst multiplying firepower. You should be vigilant to any flanking from a secure perimeter. Alternatively, besieging opposing forces and flushing them with grenades is viable.
Cycling
Cycling is integral to overwhelm the morale and initiative of opposition with a barrage of firepower without intermission: all units should engage simultaneously, deploying all assets insofar as no conservation is necessary. Units must communicate any breaks in rate of fire to ensure firepower is consistent and focused.
Retreat/Disengagement
There are circumstances when an engagement is inconvenient (e.g. superior firepower/optics, impractical terrain, low supplies, wounded teammates, player zone) and the unit must break contact. A fallback point should be determined - preferably with a path beyond enemy observation whilst offering advantage with any pursuit - and the team retreats together or whilst a unit provides observation/suppression/smoke. You may alternate bounding between teams for consecutive retreat points as a methodical retreat.

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Легальный WH в ПУПКЕ / БАГ

Багислав
Это был обычный день в пупке.
Я лежал на холодном деревянном полу и ждал шнырь-курьера. Играл я TPP, так что удерживая ALT я осматривался и искал противников в окне.
Внезапно, когда я решил переползти к другом окну и палец у меня соскочил на ПКМ (и в это же момент я отжал ALT) я обнаружил интересный баг. Ну т.к. шнырь-курьер явно опаздывал я решил, так сказать "протестить" этот баг. Невероятно! Моё тело наполовину погрузилось в стенку и я увидел всё насквозь её. И там же валялся шнырь-курьер. Забрав посылку я решил написать это рук-во. Данный баг сложен в выполнении и получается далеко не с первого раза, но если потренироваться чуток, то можно выполнить его и с первого раза.
Комбинация:
Удерживая ALT и удерживая W/A/S/D прожимаем ПКМ.
В момент прожатия ПКМ отпускаем все клавиши!

Если что-то непонятно, то видео снизу!
Bug
It was a normal day in the PUPK.
I was lying on the cold wooden floor waiting for the Shnyrev-courier. I played the TPP, so that holding ALT I looked around and searched for the enemy in the window.
Suddenly, when I decided to crawl over to another window and my finger jumped on the RBM (and at the same time I pressed ALT) I found an interesting bug. Well, because Shnyrev-courier was obviously late, I decided "to test" this bug. Unbelievable! My body was half immersed in the wall, and I saw everything through it. And there lay Shnyrev-courier. Taking the package, I decided to write this guide. This bug is difficult to perform and it turns out not the first time, but if you practice a little bit, you can perform it from the first time.

Sunday, March 8, 2020

PUBG Tips and Tricks!

Introduction
Well PUBG is a Battle royal game done right, this game has so many unique guns and attachments to use also THEY HAVE BOATS!!!!!! This game is very fun to play yet a little hard to get used to. In this guide you will find tips and tricks to help you get started.
Getting Started.
First off once you load in the game there are 3 modes. Solo, Duo, and Squad. Solo is FFA Every man for himself, Duos is Team up with a friend and fight for the win! Squad is Fight with up to 4 teamates and win as a team! Once you startup a game and load in either it being you or a team you will load in and be found on a plane. once ready you can hit f to deploy yet i dont recomend going for crowded areas as thats where everyone will be going. Also if you look down while parachuting and hold W you will go faster. Dont deploy your parachute right as your able too, once you get around the ground it will auto deploy.
Looting.
Once you get to the ground and inside a building and find a weapon such as a pistol, shotgun, smg, or AR. Once you find a gun and its appropiate ammo I recomend you either try to clear your area you dropped in or find a helmet, a backpack, and some armor. There are 3 Tiers of items. 1,2, and 3, Such as Motorcycle helmet as 1 Military helmet as 2 and Full faced military helmet as 3. backpacks as you get more just give you more space, and Armor gives you more protection to take less damage. You can use items like Medkits, Bandages, and med packs to heal up. they only heal to 75 health except the medkit. once at 75 you can use painkillers and energy drinks to heal up to max.
Gun fights.
For far range gun fights I recommend using a 4x-8x scope. they work best with AR's and Snipers like SKS or Scar-L, For close range i recomend the Holographic sight because it is good medium to close range and you can see alot. One last thing i recomend is changing you firing mode depending on where the enemy is. If they are far do single shots or burst, if they are close do Full-Auto.
Conclusion
This is a hard game to get used to yet it is so fun! right before making this guide I was in a squad game and we had so much fun.....Until we got 1v4ed in the final and lost.....Yet I really recomend you all play this game! Remember Have fun and Stay Slothy.

Thursday, March 5, 2020

How to be russian player in pubg

CHIKKI BRIKKI
NOW START PLAY STALKER AND DRINK VODKA ALL DAY AND You TRANSFORME IN TO RUSSIAN GUY
How to be russian player in pubg
You need just few things!
1. Always say cy*ka bleat and idi naxui
2.Drink some vodka when u start play
3.ALways scream when u die
4. Be toxic REALLY TOXIC FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Производительность без потери качества/Performance without loss of quality

Приступаем к работе (RUS)
Высокая производительность без потери качества? Легко!
  • Заходим в панель Nvidia
  • Выбираем пункт "Управление параметрами 3D"
  • Смотрим прикрепленные фотографии
  • Ставим все как на фотографиях
  • Заходим в PUBG
  • Радуемся качеству картинки и FPS
Getting started (ENG)
High performance without loss of quality? Easy!
  • Go to the NVIDIA panel
  • Select " manage 3D parameters"
  • Look at the attached photos
    [ * ] We put everything as in the photos
  • Go to PUBG
    [ * ] Enjoy the picture quality and FPS

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

HOW TO GET GOOD LOBBY ( NO HACKERS)

STEP 1

STEP 1: Press 'windows button' whilst holding the 'r' key

STEP 2
STEP 2: Type in 'control' then run.
STEP 3
STEP 3: Look for 'Programs and features'
STEP 4
STEP 4: Open it and look for PUBG
STEP 5
STEP 5: Click on PUBG then hit UNINSTALL (AT YOUR OWN RISK)
STEP 6

STEP 6 (OPTINIOL): Post a rant on the forums to the devs to REGION LOCK CHINA
STEP 7
STEP 7: Wait for DEVS to Region lock china, ITS SAD BUT HAS TO BE DONE BECAUSE OF THE ♥♥♥♥ING HACKERS
STEP 8
STEP 8: Rant again about the poor anti cheat.
STEP 9
STEP 9 (VERY IMPORTANT): TURN OFF COMPUTER.
STEP 10 :)

STEP 10: (CHALLENGING AND HARD) WAIT FOR DEVS TO COLLECT THE MONEYS FROM THE BOX X AND MICROSOFT AND SONY THEN PROCEED TO CRY AS YOU REALISE THEY WONT REGION LOCK CHINA BECAUSE OF THE MONEY THEY GAIN FROM HACKERS REBUYING THE GAME.

AND THERE YOU GO NOW YOU CAN JOIN GREAT SERVERS REMEMBER TO RATE AND FAVOURITE.
STEP 11
GO BE FRIENDS WITH A POSH DUCK OR PLAY ARMA 3 OR SOMETHING (10/10

Sunday, March 1, 2020

How to don't play with (chinese) cheater . 100% works

Server
The most important thing is to play on right server. That server is Oceania. You cannot find cheater at this server because this server doesn't exist. That's oceanian server --->

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism (also known as traditional Satanism, Spiritual Satanism or Devil worship) is a form of Satanism with the primary belief that Satan is an actual deity or force to revere or worship. Other characteristics of theistic Satanism may include a belief in magic, which is manipulated through ritual, although that is not a defining criterion, and theistic Satanists may focus solely on devotion.
Luciferianism
Luciferianism can be understood best as a belief system or intellectual creed that venerates the essential and inherent characteristics that are affixed and commonly given to Lucifer. Luciferianism is often identified as an auxiliary creed or movement of Satanism, due to the common identification of Lucifer with Satan. Some Luciferians accept this identification and/or consider Lucifer as the "light bearer" and illuminated aspect of Satan, giving them the name of Satanists and the right to bear the title. Others reject it, giving the argument that Lucifer is a more positive and easy-going ideal than Satan. They are inspired by the ancient myths of Egypt, Rome and Greece, Gnosticism and traditional Western occultism.
Order of Nine Angles
According to the group's own claims, the Order of Nine Angles was established in Shropshire, Western England during the late 1960s, when a Grand Mistress united a number of ancient pagan groups active in the area. This account states that when the Order's Grand Mistress migrated to Australia, a man known as "Anton Long" took over as the new Grand Master. From 1976 onward he authored an array of texts for the tradition, codifying and extending its teachings, mythos, and structure. Various academics have argued that Long is the pseudonym of British neo-Nazi activist David Myatt, an allegation that Myatt has denied. The ONA arose to public attention in the early 1980s, spreading its message through magazine articles over the following two decades. In 2000, it established a presence on the internet, later adopting social media to promote its message.

The ONA is a secretive organization, and lacks any central administration, instead operating as a network of allied Satanic practitioners, which it terms the "kollective". It consists largely of autonomous cells known as "nexions". The majority of these are located in Britain, Ireland, and Germany, although others are located elsewhere in Europe, and in Russia, Egypt, South Africa, Brazil, Australia, and the United States.

The ONA describe their occultism as "Traditional Satanism". The ONA's writings encourage human sacrifice, referring to their victims as opfers. According to the Order's teachings, such opfers must demonstrate character faults that mark them out as being worthy of death, and accordingly the ONA insists that children must never be victims. No ONA cell have admitted to carrying out a sacrifice in a ritualised manner, but rather Order members have joined the police and military in order to carry out such killings. Faxneld described the Order as "a dangerous and extreme form of Satanism", while religious studies scholar Graham Harvey claimed that the ONA fit the stereotype of the Satanist "better than other groups" by embracing "deeply shocking" and illegal acts.
Temple of Set
The Temple of Set is an initiatory occult society claiming to be the world's leading left-hand path religious organization. It was established in 1975 by Michael A. Aquino and certain members of the priesthood of the Church of Satan, who left because of administrative and philosophical disagreements. ToS deliberately self-differentiates from CoS in several ways, most significantly in theology and sociology. The philosophy of the Temple of Set may be summed up as "enlightened individualism"—enhancement and improvement of oneself by personal education, experiment and initiation. This process is necessarily different and distinctive for each individual. The members do not agree on whether Set is "real" or not, and they're not expected to.

The Temple presents the view that the name Satan was originally a corruption of the name Set. The Temple teaches that Set is a real entity, the only real god in existence, with all others created by the human imagination. Set is described as having given humanity—through the means of non-natural evolution—the "Black Flame" or the "Gift of Set", a questioning intellect which sets the species apart from other animals. While Setians are expected to revere Set, they do not worship him. Central to Setian philosophy is the human individual, with self-deification presented as the ultimate goal.

In 2005 Petersen noted that academic estimates for the Temple's membership varied from between 300 and 500, and Granholm suggested that in 2007 the Temple contained circa 200 members.

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Как отключить тени после обновления 29.06.2017 [shadow off]

После сегодняшнего обновления нет возможности отключить тени!
Разработчики быстро фиксят все методы которые мы публикуем в руководстве в стиме.

Сейчас активно ищу все методы с помощью которых можно отключить тени.

Метод в первую очередь будет выложен в группу в ВК: https://vk.com/fkajkeee

Кому интересно, вступайте, возможно сегодня вечером появится способ и вы узнаете о нем первые.

Sunday, February 23, 2020

ULTIMATE FPS GUIDE FOR PUBG

Hello guys!

Im Darth Tilt, this is my guide, i went thru a lot of guides from the community, i give credit to the community for that!

What you only need to not worry about your fps is just UNINSTALL this GARBAGE. It really helped me out with me living.
Yes you got to deal with being robbed 30€ or 25dollars you can also make a refund if you find this great game unplayable if u havent played for 2 hours which is the time you take to enter the game, enter a battleground, and quit the game.

Game is a bad copy of h1z1, now that they have 30 million euros/dollars dont give a flying f-uck so, well, u shouldnt give either. I myself found the UNINSTALL button works wonders.

Btw, for all those plebs that spent thousands of dollars in a gaming rig, this game with that arma engine should be working with a low end pc. Programmers are just a bunch of slavs who just wanted to rob you. Again, UNINSTALL to not worry anymore for the fps, stuttering/ freezing in game.

Sorry to say this. This game is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. You are welcome.

EDIT: It also destroys your registry, overheats the cpu even with liquid refrigeration and has an anti macro system that burns mouses internal memories to avoid cheating, so yea, this people will destroy your mouse so you cant cheat even if you dont cheat, nice politics there.

This is a buyers beware guide.

Sunday, February 16, 2020

Как отключить тени после обновления 22.06.2017 [shadow off]

Как отключить тени после обновления 22.06.2017

Сегодня вышло обновление, в котором разработчики убрали возможность отключать тени с помощью параметров запуска. Но есть еще способ их убрать.

1. Жмем WIN+R, в появившемся окне пишем %appdata%
2. Идем по пути \Local\TslGame\Saved\Config\WindowsNoEditor
3. Открывам файл Scalability.ini и приводим его в такой вид:
[ScalabilitySettings]
PerfIndexValues_ResolutionQuality=100 100 100 100

[ShadowQuality@0]
r.Shadow.MaxResolution=8

4. Сохраняем файл и в свойствах выставляем "Только для чтения"
5. В игре выставить параметр Тени (Shadows) — Очень низко (Very low)
Второй вариант
Все параметры которые используются в строке запуска нужно убрать!

C:\Users\Username\AppData\Local\TslGame\Saved\Config\WindowsNoEditor


Enginge.ini Добавляем параметры:
[Core.System] Paths=../../../Engine/Content Paths=%GAMEDIR%Content Paths=../../../Engine/Plugins/OceanPlugin/Content Paths=../../../Engine/Plugins/Mutable/Content Paths=../../../Engine/Plugins/Runtime/Coherent/CoherentUIGTPlugin/Content Paths=../../../Engine/Plugins/RoadEditor/Content Paths=../../../Engine/Plugins/2D/Paper2D/Content Paths=../../../Engine/Plugins/Wwise/Content

[/script/engine.renderersettings] r.Shadow.MaxResolution=8 GamerUserSettings.ini Заменяем ваши параметры: [/script/engine.gameusersettings] bUseDesiredScreenHeight=False [ScalabilityGroups] sg.ResolutionQuality=50.000000 sg.ViewDistanceQuality=0 sg.AntiAliasingQuality=0 sg.ShadowQuality=0 sg.PostProcessQuality=0 sg.TextureQuality=2 sg.EffectsQuality=0 sg.FoliageQuality=0 [/script/tslgame.tslgameusersettings] ScreenScale=120.000000 Gamma=100.000000 bIsLanMatch=True bIsMasterSoundMute=False MasterSoundVolume=100.000000 bIsEffectSoundMute=False EffectSoundVolume=100.000000 bIsUISoundMute=False UISoundVolume=100.000000 bIsBGMSoundMute=True BGMSoundVolume=4.067786 bIsVoiceInputMute=True bIsVoiceOutputMute=True bUsePushToTalk=False bUseGlobalVoice=True bUseTeamVoice=True bSavedGraphicOption=True bMotionBlur=False CultureName=en CustomInputSettins=(ActionKeyList=,AxisKeyList=,MouseSensitiveList=,bInvertMouse=False) SelectMiniMapIndex=1 bUseVSync=False ResolutionSizeX=1920 ResolutionSizeY=1080 LastUserConfirmedResolutionSizeX=1920 LastUserConfirmedResolutionSizeY=1080 WindowPosX=-1 WindowPosY=-1 FullscreenMode=0 LastConfirmedFullscreenMode=1 PreferredFullscreenMode=0 Version=1001 AudioQualityLevel=0 FrameRateLimit=1000.000000 DesiredScreenWidth=1280 DesiredScreenHeight=720 LastRecommendedScreenWidth=-1.000000 LastRecommendedScreenHeight=-1.000000 LastCPUBenchmarkResult=56976792.000000 LastGPUBenchmarkResult=84.263885 LastCPUBenchmarkSteps=129.501053 LastCPUBenchmarkSteps=94961232.000000 LastGPUBenchmarkSteps=83.840439 LastGPUBenchmarkSteps=88.276588 LastGPUBenchmarkSteps=85.040855 LastGPUBenchmarkSteps=85.687187 LastGPUBenchmarkSteps=79.938507 LastGPUBenchmarkSteps=90.622482 LastGPUBenchmarkSteps=150.296356 LastGPUBenchmarkMultiplier=1.000000

[ScalabilitySettings] PerfIndexValues_ResolutionQuality=50 50 50 50 [ShadowQuality@0] r.Shadow.MaxResolution=8

Saturday, February 8, 2020

CONTROL BIKES LIKE A BOSS

Open PUBG

Press Esc on your Keyboard - SETTINGS - CONTROL on control find MOTOCYCLE change the:

Air Control Pitch Up To Down
Air Control Pitch Down To Up
Air Control Roll Right To Right
Air Control Roll Left To Left

Sunday, February 2, 2020

How to PUBG

Tips and Tricks
• When loaded in, make your character a girl because nobody kills girls

• When you get credits for a game, never use them on crates. These are a big scam and I suggest you use them on a character appearence change.

• Clothes. Get. Wins. Add $100 to steam and buy out the PUBG items.

• At the start of the game, eject where everybody else is going because that probably means there is good stuff there.

• Whenever you land, dont get items at the start, but try to hide from anybody so you will survive.

• If however you see someone heavily armed, try punching them.

• If you see a car, don't take just in case it runs out of fuel later on.

• If you find a good gun, don't put it on automatic, because you will run out of ammo quicker.

• Always leave your mic on open so you have easy interaction.

• Listen to music for better gameplay. Turn it full volume!

• If your armor is even the slightest damaged, don't use it or it will run out soon.

• If a red zone happens to hit your location, go to prone ASAP and hope it doesnt hit you.

• If you are in the white zone, get out immideatly because everyone will be rushing there for a good spot

Saturday, February 1, 2020

How to clean a frying pan

In this guide you will learn how to clean your frying pan so that it is a much more effective weapon to use on your enemies. Successfully completing the steps in this guide will ensure you many winner winner chicken dinners.
Ingredients for a clean pan
- Dirty pan
- Dishwashing liquid
- Dishwashing brush
- Hot water
Cleaning the pan
Some people may find this part a little difficult depending on their brain function and their motor functions or lack of.

1. Fill sizeable container with hot water, generally a sink is used however, a bath or other container large enough to fit a pan will work.
2. Apply a small drop of dishwashing liquid to the pan (about a tablespoon will do).
3. Submerge the pan in the water and scrub all the grease (and blood of your enemies) away.
4. Rinse the pan in hot water.
5. If the pan is still dirty go back to step 2
6. Dry the pan and put it in a place to dry
Congratulations, you have cleaned your frying pan
Now that you have a clean grease (and blood) free frying pan go and cook some pancakes (or crush the skulls of your enemies) with the frying pan. If you have followed the steps correctly your frying pan will now be bullet proof.


Now go make som