ОБОИ ДЛЯ ПК | BACKGROUNDS FOR PC

ОБОИ ДЛЯ ПК | BACKGROUNDS FOR PC

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МОЯ ГРУППА В ВК ПО PUBG[vk.com]

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How to increase unboxing chances. (STILL WORKING 2018).

Step one. Open PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS.

-By opening the game itself, it will open you up to the main menu showing your character. At the top of the screen there should be multiple options on what you may look at.

Step two. Select rewards.

-By selecting rewards you are able to purchase a crate by using coins you earn from earning points ingame. (The first crate you purchase will cost 700 coins, also if you do not have enough just play some solo matches to get more coins).

Step three. Purchase a crate.

-This crate is the object in which you open to earn your rewards, there isnt to much more to say about the crate itself other than how you have a chance of getting either the 'survivor crate' and a 'wanderer crate'.
You can also spend around $2.00-$2.50 on a limited edition 'Gamescon crate' along with a key a bit above the gamescon crate price.



(DO NOT OPEN ANY CRATES YET!)

Step four. Close game.

- We need to close game to focus 100% on the next step.

Step five. Learn the drop rates.

- A quick google search should do the trick. I believe that for having the privelage of knowing how to increase drops in pubg, you should put in the effort of opening a second tab.

http://wikigameguides.com/1739-pubg-survivor-and-wanderer-crate-drop-rate-estimates

This is what you will be reading through.










Ok, your lazy then. Here you go :

Step six. Uninstall PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS.

-I know what your thinking, "this ♥♥♥♥ is trying to make me uninstall the game" and to an extent, yes.
But its strickly for the purposes of drop rates. You need to pretty much clear your history with the game.

The thing about PUBG is that it takes some characteristics of CS:GO as your drop rate is actually inreased upon the start of the game, this is pretty crucial in recieving good rewards.

"Have you done this yourself?" Of course i have, Upon recieving these rewards i sell them on the market instantly as i believe the prices on the market will drop as soon as i release this guide.

"Will i lose my crates?", No, you will not as the crates go to your profile inventory and are not apart of the ingame system.

Step seven. Clear youtube history. (If you choose to not uninstall)

-There is a code apart of the PUBG system where it searches through your previous searches on youtube and what you have been watching.

If unboxes or gameplay are shown in your history, your chances will decrease as the code sees that you know these items have worth to them and will drop the rate for you.

"What if i delete the code?" I have tried this method and it pretty much blocked me out of the game, which made me have to un-install and re-install.

Step eight. (Optional and dangerous)

WARNING THIS STEP MAY CAUSE HARM TO YOU. DO NOT DO THIS STEP IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO HANDLE PAIN VERY WELL.

-Sell soul to the Devil.
This step is extremely dangerous, and i cant stress it enough.
Doing this method pretty much increases your chances of winning a red tier item 100%.

Follow these steps :

Find the Devil : If you want to sell your soul, the first thing you have to do is find the devil. The most well-known story of someone selling their soul is that of Robert Johnson, a bluesman who went to a crossroads at the junction of Highways 61 and 49 in Clarksdale, Mississippi, where he would trade his soul for the promise of a red tiered skirt. But if you can't get down to Mississippi to find the devil there, where else should you go?

If you're in the Northeast, you can check out the Seven Gates of Hell, which can allegedly be found in the woods off Trout Run Road in Hellam Township, Pennsylvania, or maybe even the other Gates of Hell, a collection of drains in Clifton, New Jersey. According to folklore, there's a room at the bottom of the drains where you're confronted by a glowing human skull before you see the devil.

If you don't find the devil in the first place you look, take comfort in the fact that the dark lord probably knows you're looking for him somewhere and he'll get to you eventually.


Alternative to finding the Devil, How to summon the Devil : So maybe you don't want to go on a cross-country road trip to find out if Satan is hanging out in the middle of nowhere.Can you set up a house call? According to Dr. Rex Touth, all you have to do is "be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, 'Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.' It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy."

Remember folks, make the devil want to want you.


How to sell soul : Once you're face to face with the devil, how to do you let him know what you want? Do you say, "Let's do this soul-selling thing, bro?"

An alleged pact with the devil in Pignerol, Italy, in 1676 went something like this:

Lucifer, you are bound to deliver to me immediately 100,000 pounds of money in gold! You will deliver me the first Tuesday of every month 1,000 pounds. You will bring me this gold in current money, of such kind that not only I, but also all those to whom I may wish to give some, may use it.

And so on and so forth. But is that how you do things in the 21st century? Should we be so impolite to the entity that's providing all of our hopes and dreams?

One of the easiest ways to propose a deal for your soul would be to bring it up when you call upon the devil. It may be advantageous to you to mention your desire to sell your soul in whatever seance you use to call upon Old Scratch so he knows what he's getting into.


Method of protection : When selling your soul to the devil, there are a couple of ways you can protect yourself, legally and physically. Legally, as with all important documents, you should have a notary present to make sure all the Is are dotted and the Ts are crossed. And you've got to work out the presentation for what you want in advance so you don't end up asking for something that you don't want, or asking for something and getting the wrong thing.

Physically, if you call the devil to you, it's best to play things safe and stand inside a pentagram that you've drawn on the floor for the entirety of the ritual or you'll open yourself up to some very negative juju.


What to ask for : So you've got the devil's ear, he's down to make a deal, and you've got a notary handy to help with the paperwork - what do you ask for? Guys like Niccolò Paganini and Robert Johnson sold their souls for their art, but you don't have to do that. You can sell your soul for wealth, a giant boat, or to look really good no matter what pair of jeans you're wearing. It's your soul, do what you want.

It's important to remember that you shouldn't skimp when you're selling your soul. You're probably going to burn in Hell forever later, so get the best version of whatever you want. Don't say, "I want crazy drop rates." Say, "I want to have extremely good drop luck and no one finds this suspicious."


How much to ask for : Before you decide to sell your soul to the devil, you should take stock of who you are and really think about how much your particular soul is worth. Are you a bus driver in Tulsa, Oklahoma, or are you a senator who doesn't have enough power? That isn't to say that one of those people is better than the other, but their souls may be worth different prices to the devil. Even if you're just a regular person, don't underestimate how much Satan wants to have your soul for eternity. He'll pay whatever he has to, so try to get him to make the first offer and then bargain up from there.

According to Business Insider, Johnny from the definitely-not-annoying 1979 song "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" bet his soul for what would likely be a 40-pound golden fiddle - about 543.3 troy ounces. In 1979, gold was going for $307.50 per troy ounce, which means Johnny bet his soul for about $167,000. Adjusting for inflation, that's about $566,300 in 2017. Not bad.


Can you get out of the deal : Nobody wants to nullifying an agreement, be it with the devil or another, less evil entity, but sometimes when things don't go your way, there's nothing else to do but end your partnership. But how do you negate a deal with the devil? If popular music tells us anything, then one surefire way to nix your contact with Satan is to beat him in a contest - the more ironic the better when you're dealing with Lucifer. In "The Devil Went Down To Georgia," Johnny beats the Devil in a fiddle contest and gets to keep a very heavy fiddle and his soul.

Outside of beating him in a contest, your best bet is to get an exorcism in order to get your soul back. The problem with this method isn't the exorcism, it's convincing the Catholic Church that you actually deserve an exorcism. They're notoriously hard to convince, and even if you do manage to get the church to agree to your vanity exorcism, you'll still have to deal with the fact that you sold your soul for the rest of your life.


Is there a good time to sell your soul : It may sound silly, but this is one of those things that no one ever thinks about when they sell their soul. Everyone focuses on what they want to get out of the deal, but they're never concerned with whether or not they've picked an appropriate time to bother the devil and make an offer. The Witch's Sabbath (or Walpurgis Night) is an excellent time to hook up with your main man Beezelbub. Why? Walpurgis is the evening when witches meet on the Brocken, the highest peak in the Harz Mountains in Germany, and party with Satan. If you can get there, then you can definitely bend the devil's ear.

If there's no room to get on the broom and get to the Brocken, then you should make sure you do your legalese with Satan at the devil's hour, 3 AM, an inversion of 3 PM, the time when Christ died at Calvary.


Which Devil to sell to : Here's a problem that you can run into when you're trying to sell your soul: what if you call the wrong devil? When you call upon Satan to make a pact for your immortal soul, you have to be exact and make sure that you don't call Krampus, who would probably just whip you with switches and shove you in a bag. And definitely don't call the Kelpie, a water horse demon who simply drowns people whom they trick into riding them. Just make sure when you perform your seance that you specifically ask for the top devil in charge of wheeling and dealing.

Step eight. Part two

So this is very uncool, but if you want to get something from the Devil without giving up your soul you can always just sell him someone else's soul and get away like a thief in the night. Maybe. The general consensus online is that you have to sell your own soul to the devil to get exactly what you want, although that opinion is mostly coming from prudes who are afraid to reach out and take what they want. It's definitely an incredibly f*cked up thing to do to someone, but there's at least one Internet witch who wants to help you be your bad self.

Link to the gentlemans tutorial on the task : http://www.ranker.com/list/how-to-sell-your-soul-to-the-devil/jacob-shelton

Step nine. Re-Install PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS.

-This step is pretty simple, open the steam client and got to library, from there you can re-install the game.

Step ten. Open the crate.

Now go to inventory and look for your crate, once you find your crate open it up and recieve your items depending on whether you did step 8-9.

If done step 8-9 : Red tier
If not : Red tier, Pink tier, Purple tier

Final words.

Comments from people i have given this method to previously :

People who didnt follow 8-9 :
xDoGeDx : "DUDE WTF!!! I GOT A ♥♥♥♥ING TRENCH COAT"
GabensSon : "that makes zero ♥♥♥♥ing sense"
AyyKayFortySeven : "AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA"

People who followed 8-9 :
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That is the full guide, if you have any questions on the methods or anything else, remember to comment down below.

DONT FORGET TO LEAVE A POSITIVE RATING!!!

Early Access Month 1 Update ENG | ERKEN ERİŞİM 1.AY GÜNCELLEME NOTLARI [TR]

ERKEN ERİŞİM 1.AY GÜNCELLEME NOTLARI

ERKEN ERİŞİM 1.AY GÜNCELLEME NOTLARI
Bilinen Hatalar
- Motosikletler düz giderken hafifçe sağa yatıyor
- Motosikletlerin lastikleri patlatılamıyor, düzeltilecek
- Bazı yanlış çevirilmiş oyun metinleri var ve bunlar İngilizce olarak gösterilecek.

Oyun İçi Performans Arttırımları
- Artık Envanter açılırken FPS düşmeyecek
- Ekran kartlarının tam kapasitede çalışabilmesi için işlemcilerin Render yükünü azalttık
- Yasnaya, Polyana ve Georgopol şehirlerinde FPS'in düşmesine neden olan sorunlar giderildi
- Minimum sistem gereksinimine sahip bilgisayarların render performansı arttırıldı
- Minimum sistem gereksinimine sahip bilgisayarların grafik performansı ve kalitesi arttırıldı

Sunucu Performansı Arttırımları
- Haritada oluşan öğeler ile ilgili performans arttırımları yapıldı

İçerik Güncellemeleri
- Vector isimli yeni Hafif Makineli Silah oyuna eklendi
- İki Kişilik Motosiklet eklendi, tek kişilik olan versiyonu gelecek güncellemelerde eklenecek
- 2x Dürbün eklendi
- Balistik Maske eklendi
- Toros'a 3 farklı renk varyasyonu eklendi
- Crossbow(Arbalet) oyuna tekrar eklendi

Harita
- Çevresel öğelerin(çimenler vb.) yoğunluğu tüm grafik seçeneklerinde aynı olacak şekilde ayarladı
- Oyuncuların sıkışmasına neden olan objelerin konumu düzeltildi
- Evlerin içinde ve havada oluşan ağaçların konumu düzeltildi
- Gök gürültüsü ses efektinin frekansı düzenlendi

Kullanıcı Arayüzü
- Bazı sistem mesajları ve öğe açıklamaları gözden geçirildi
- Silah eklentileri için açıklamalar eklendi
- Ölü takım arkadaşı simgesi(Kuru kafa simgesi) takım modlarında belirli bir süre ve mesafeden sonra kaybolacak şekilde ayarlandı
- Harita işaretleri tüm takım tarafından görülebilecek şekilde ayarlandı
- Takım arkadaşlarının isimleri haritada gözükebilecek şekilde ayarlandı

Oynanış
- Artık takım arkadaşınızı canlandırırken sağa sola ve geriye doğru hareket edebileceksiniz
- Takım arkadaşınızı canlandırırken canlandırma süresi azalmayacak(takım arkadaşınızın can değeri siz canlandırmaya çalışırken sabit kalacak)
- Canlandırma durumundayken karakter pozisyonu hafifçe ayarlandı
- İzleme modundayken titreyen karakterler sorununu çözmek için geliştirmeler yapıldı
- Artık izleme modunda haritayı açabileceksiniz
- Artık takım arkadaşınız iyileştirme veya arttırma öğeleri kullanırken geri sayım çubuğunu görebileceksiniz
- Artık suda iyileştirme veya arttırma öğeleri kullanılamayacak

Aksiyon / Silahlar
- Tüm silah eklentilerinde genel denge sağlandı
- Saldırı Tüfeklerindeki genel denge sağlandı
- Erken Erişim süreci boyunca tüm silahları ve silah eklentilerini dengelemeye devam edeceğiz.
- Otomobillerin lastikleri patladığında geçici olarak durmasına neden olan bir sorun düzeltildi
- Artık çömelme pozisyonunda koşabilirsiniz
- Sunucu ağında oluşan gecikmeler sonucunda Silahlı / Silahsız geçişlerinde oluşan bir hata giderildi
- Kan fışkırma efektinin boyutu silah kalibresine göre değişiklik gösterecek
- Artık çömelme pozisyonundayken nişan alırsanız ve/veya dürbün açarsanız hareket edebileceksiniz
- UAZ'ın sağ arka koltuğunda oluşan karakterin oturma pozisyonuyla ilgili bir sorun düzeltildi
- AWM'nin mermisini değiştirirken sol elin pozisyonuyla ilgili bir sorun düzeltildi
- Araçlardan nişan almayı zorlaştıran bir sorun giderildi
- Mermi isabetlerinin konumları siz ve diğer oyuncular için aynı olacak şekilde ayarlandı
- Kafanın vuruş kutusunun(hit box) gerçek kafa boyutundan biraz daha büyük olmasına neden olan bir sorun düzeltildi
- Ölen karakterlerin ragdoll fiziği daha gerçekçi görünecek şekilde ayarlandı
- El bombası tutarken ve aynı zamanda serbest bakış işlevini kullanırken karakterin yanlış hedef işareti kullanmasına neden olan bir sorun düzeltildi
- Tabanca tutarken yüksek yerden düşme animasyonunun garip gözükmesine neden olan bir sorun düzeltildi
- Dürbünlerin görüntü kalitesi arttırıldı
- Bolt Action(1 atıştan sonra mermi yerleştirmeniz gereken) silahlar son mermi atıldığında da tetiklenecek böylece mermi doldurma işlemi bittiğinde tekrar ateş etmeye devam edebileceksiniz
- Yukarı ve aşağıya doğru yüzme animasyonları eklendi
- Atış yapamadığınız durumlarda bile dürbünün açık kalmasına neden olan bir hata giderildi
- Yakın dövüş silahı kullandığınızda çömelme animasyonu değişecek
- M249 silahının mermi doldurma animasyonlarında geliştirmeler yapıldı
- P1911 silahının mermi doldurma animasyonlarında geliştirmeler yapıldı
- Ateş flaşı artık daha parlak ve daha uzun mesafeden görülebilecek

Sesler
- Süpersonik ve süpersonik olmayan kurşun hızları için ses efekti farklılıkları eklendi
- Karakterinizden kısa bir mesafeden edilen atışlarda havayla uçan kurşun sesinin duyulmaması için ayarlamalar yapıldı
- Rakiplerinizin hangi katta olduğunu ayak seslerinden anlayabileceksiniz
- SKS'nin uzun ve orta mesafe ateş sesleri ayarlandı
- Ayak sesleri ayarlandı

Karışık Güncellemeler
- İçeriğimizi daha iyi yönetmek ve canlı çevre güncellemelerimiz için kararlılığı sağlamak amacıyla bir test sunucusu açtık
- Ek oyun içi metinler yerelleştirildi(çevrildi)

Hata Düzeltmeleri
- Bazı binaların uzak mesafeden gözükmemesine neden olan bir hata düzeltildi
- Araçta yaralanan bir oyuncunun aracın ön tarafına fırlamasına neden olan bir hata giderildi, artık araçta yaralandığınızda aracın yan tarafından atılacaksınız
- Silahların duvardan geçmesine neden olan bir hata giderildi
- Bazı pantolonların simgelerinin doğru şekilde görünmemesine neden olan bir hata düzeltildi
- PLAYERUNKNOWN ayakkabılarının düzgün renderlanmamasına neden olan bir hata düzeltildi
- İsabet efektlerinin rastgele çalışmasına neden olan bir hata giderildi
- Kel karakterlerde saç çıkmasına neden olan bir hata giderildi
- Oyuna girdikten 5 dakika sonra bağlantının kopmasına neden olan bir hata giderildi

Can You Run: PUBG (CSGO owners only)

So I have made tens of tests and found out a very interesting way to easily check whether Your PC will be able to run PUBG if You own CSGO. Why CSGO? That's the game most steam users have, thus my choice.

Steps:
1.Run CSGO and set Your settings to possible lowest, maintaining 1080p resolution. (turn off vsync!)
2.Check Your FPS and save it or remember.
3.Divide the number of FPS You have in CSGO and divide by 5.
4.That's the average FPS You'll have in the game with lowest settings!

EDIT: After 1.0 Release the game is actually (somewhat) optimized so the guide content was changed accordingly.

How to win any PUBG match.

There is only a few steps needed to win EVERY game ever in PUBG.

1. Be the luckiest person on Earth
2. Bribe PlayerUnknown to remove the redzone
3. Bribe PlayerUnknown to fix all the bugs and the terrible damage numbers
4. Tell PlayerUnknown fix the bugs before adding new content
5. Guess where the terrible blue zone ♥♥♥♥ will be next
6. Find silencers
7. Scopes
8. Get op ghillie suit and M24/AWM from crate

That's all you need to know in PUBG to win, in fact there is little skill involved from it, trust me gunfights at long range are aids everyone can just heal over and over, if your bullet hits their neck, who cares its not like you wouldnt be able to breathe or anything.
Gl, Hf
From a Former CS player
- venoM

How to Safely Drive in PUBG

How to drive safe step by step instructions

Step #1: find yourself a vehicle, it does not matter what kind of vehicle.

Step #2: make sure the tires are properly inflated to the correct PSI listed on the tire wall, if there is no correct PSI number on the tire wall, then just make sure they are inflated

Step #3: perform a walk around check of the vehicle to make sure there is no damage, wear, or tear. If you see any damage, wear, or tear, then DO NOT DRIVE THAT VEHICLE, the damage could possibly worsen causing a lot of harmful things such as a loss of brake fluid and/or your drivetrain could completely fall off.

Step #4: if your vehicle so happens to be a motorcycle of anykind, you must wear a helmet no matter what, safety first

Step #5 once you have completed your walk around check, it is now safe to step inside the vehicle. once inside the vehicle, put the key in the ignition and turn it so the engine fires up. BUT before doing so make sure your seat belts are on and your mirrors are in sight.

Step #6: before moving the vehicle, check your surroundings to make sure no people are close to your vehicle, you wouldnt want to run someone over now!

Step #7: now that your vehicle is on and in a safe area, you can now gently press down on the gas pedal do go forwards

Step #8: you must drive on the right hand side of the road at ALL TIMES, remember, you are in Russia, driving on the left side of the road, could cause an accident

Step #9: the speed limit is 80kmh, driving over this could get you arrested

Step #10: driving off road may be tempting, but remember, driving off road is very dangerous and could result in injury or even death

Step #11: also, hitting someone might be tempting, remember, this is murder, do not hit somebody with your vehicle.

Step #12: keep control of your vehicle at all times, losing control could result in a crash.

Step #13: driving with people in your vehicle, could be very distracting, stay focused and atentive at all times.
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Great job! you now have been tought how to drive safely in PUBG remeber to look at this guide before driving because i want everyone to stay safe out there.

Как правильно руинить | How true ruined

Этап 1.Разминочка/Warm-up

Аве , бандиты , сегодня я короче научу Вас благим делам :D

Так как мы киберспортсмены, мы должны начать с заряди...
Естественно телефона(потом объясню). Аккуратно берем свой Ipox или Samsuka и вставляем в них свой провод...Я надеюсь вы меня правильно поняли...


Ave , bandits , in short today I will teach You good things :D

As we slug, we have to start with charge...
Of course the phone(I'll explain later). Gently take your Ipox or Samsuka and insert your wire...I hope you understand me correctly...

Этап 2.Собсна приступим к игре | I start the game

Вот вы находитесь в главном меню/Here you are at the main menu

Этап 3.Так падажи ёбана, куда тыкат, А? | So wait ♥♥♥♥ing, where to stick, Huh?

Возможно Вы заметили эту мешающую рамку в левом верхнем углу...
Первые минут 30 я её ненавидел , ведь она мешала мне наблюдать за этим двухполегональным фоном...
На самом деле потом я вспомнил, что играю в бутльгрунт, и мне надо руи...эм выигрывать, да, выигрывать...угу.
Ну короче просто тыкните на эту рамку , и будет вам счастье.
You may have noticed this disturbing frame in the upper left corner...
The first 30 minutes I hated her , because she prevented me me to watch this dwholesale background...
Actually I thought that play battleground, and I have Rui...er to win, Yes, win...yeah.
So just follow this and you will be happy
.

Этап 4.Аррргх, ненавижу эту кнопку | Arrrgh, I hate this button

Когда вы нажали эту злоеб... эту замечательную кнопку мы оказываемся в каком-то заповеднике.
Почти каждый считает своим долгом включить свой любимый трек с телефона,и поднести его к микрофону...
Ну ладно , это всё не важно, ведь решается комбинацией ctrl+t.

When you have clicked this fu... this wonderful button we find ourselves in some kind of reserve.
Almost everyone feels obliged to include your favourite track from your phone,and bring it to the microphone...
Well , it's not important, after all, is solved by pressing ctrl+t.

Этап 5.Куда вы меня везёте? Почему все орут?! | Where are you taking me? Why all the yelling?!

Вот мы летим в самолёте. Вроде всё хорошо, но вот дилемма, куда же прыгать спросишь ты?
А я тебе скажу - В СОСНОВКУ! Там же самый лучший лут (ведь он не спавнится рандомно, мы же видели картинку карты в гугле)

Here we are flying in the plane. Like all good, but here's the dilemma, where to jump you ask?
And I'll tell you - IN SOSNOVKA! There's also the best loot (after all, he will not spawn randomly, we saw a picture of the map in Google)

Этап 6.К сожалению ты не заруинил :( | Unfortunately you are not ruin :(

Если Вы выжили в этом замечательном месте (что мало вероятно) , то я хочу вас огорчить, вы не заруинили. Но не поднимайте панику , для такого случая я подготовил для Вас другой способ...

If You have survived in this wonderful place (which is unlikely) , then I want to disappoint you, you are darwinii. But do not panic , for this occasion I prepared for You another way...

Этап 7.Плану Ху|Plan Di

Если вдруг вам срочно понадобиться руин, то я могу предоставить Вам вот этот агрегат...

If you urgently need the ruins, I can provide You with this unit...


ОДНА,SУКА,САНТИМЕТРОВАЯ КОЧКА,И ПИZДЕЦ...

ONE,SUKA INCH BUMP,AND PIZDETS...

Этап 8.Телепох | telephone

И вы щас такие : " А на кой ♥♥♥♥♥♥ я заряжал свой телефон" - А на такой, скажу я вам.

За победу(руин) нам дают бабосики, на которые мы , не особо богатые люди , можем купить кейсики в главном меню.

А кейсы то эти стоят овер9000 британских шекелей.
Ну 150 рублей короче :D

Воот , выставляем их на продажу , и подтверждаем всю эту махинацию на телепохе!
Спустя какое-то количество кейсов мы окупим это ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥о (бутльгрунт)

Profit ёпт :D

And right now you are such : "And why the ♥♥♥♥ I was charging my phone" - And this, I tell you.

For the victory(ruins) give us points that we are not particularly rich people who can buy kasiki in the main menu.

And cases these are овер9000 British shekels.
Well, 150 rubles shorter :D

Yeah , put them up for sale , and confirm all this fraud in telephone!
After some number of cases we pay for this ♥♥♥♥ (ballygrant)

Заключение и банальные сопли | Conclusion and banal snot

Ну вот вообщем и весь мой гайд.
Я надеюсь он вам не понравился , потому что это очень нужный продукт в стим руководстве... Не такой конечно нужный как - "как приготовить Bлять плов".
Но какую-то смысловую нагрузку он имеет (нет)

А сейчас я хочу пожелать вам удачного руина , если вы только начнёте играть в ЭТО ,то подумайте 200 раз прежде чем совершить такой поступок :)

Ну ещё вы конечно можете заценить twich каналы моих друганов там...
Вот вам силочки вообщем :D https://www.twitch.tv/mrphoeniixx/videos/all
https://www.twitch.tv/ermax1999
Well here actually and all my guide.
I hope you don't like it because it is a very desired product in steam... Not the same of course you need like "how to cook pilaf as Appropriate".
But what meaning it has (none)

And now I want to wish you a good ruin , if you just start playing IT ,then think 200 times before committing such an act :)

Levi's guide to be the BEST at PUBG.

Introduction to this hot guide.

So you decided to click on this guide? you're in for a treat...

So you want to be the BEST eh?
It's simple!, in this guide I will be introducing you to what seperates the good players from the bad, in a few short and detailed sections:

• Mindset | Motivation & Idols
• Pre-game warmup | Pre-game drinks
• How to best utilise the WARM UP phase
• Optimal Guns | Tips and Tricks
• Best way to Kill.
• When to use Cars
• Picking Teammates (If you have friends)
• The circle, and how to abuse it
• Securing a solo win, no matter if you're in teams
• How to behave in a loss
• Bragging Rights.

This guide will be t.h.i.c.c and it definately will be m.e.a.t.y, so sit back, grab a drink and enjoy a read.

Anything offensive, get over it, this is desgined to be taken lightly.

Mindset! | Motivation & Idols

Gibberish from a site
Lately, I've been feeling extremely exhausted. Mainly physically exhausted, but also slightly mentally exhausted. Not that anything is wrong in particular, but there are times when we feel that we're not at our 100%. There are a few bar regulars that come into the restaurant I work in, and every time I see them, they never fail to make me laugh. They have such hilarious spirits and are always in a pretty good mood when they come in. Some of the bar tenders I work with love these guys as well and constantly crack jokes with them the entire time they're there. I believe that everyone should try their best to embody these guys' way of life: just be happy. It's easier said than done (obviously), but these guys are all between 60-75 and they just enjoy life. That's what we all must try to strive for; it's not necessarily about forcing yourself to be in good mood or anything, but just about being willing to change your mindset in order to better yourself.

^^^WRONG^^^

I spent a few moments of my life gathering some evidence in why a good mindset is so important, I didn't find anything I like so I will tell you why a healthy Mindset is so neccesary to succsex! A healthy mindset is that of never being happy, always knowing you could do better. A healthy mindset is one that is stressed, overly confused and eager to have more. This mindset is important for PUBG due to its stressing nature, constant observative skills required and the eager to play more.

What motivates you?

Good question, I dont know. For me it is personally that need for self fulfilment and the feeling of winning that I do not get much in my life, its sad, but its true! You may be the same, welcome!.

The feeling of motivation is the need to improve, to be better. You may like cockhero, and want to improve your lasting times, you may have weird fetishes that you like to keep hidden (thats a motivation). You may be wanting something (who knows). Motivation surrounds you.

If you don't have an Idol, thats your problem. I personally have my own Idol which I would rate as being one of the best possible, this man is a machine, works numerous jobs and has girls coming in from all angles. May i present to you, Johnnnnnnnny Sinnsssssssss
Why Johnny Sins though?

Hes an person we all want to be! succesful, ambitious and the ability to work any job we desire! Johnny Sins ambition to become the best person displays the highly healthy mindset he posses, he's never scared to try something new!

How does this relate to PUBG? and who is Johnny Sins?

This relates to PUBG, as Johnny Sins likes to go 'deep' and thats what you must do in PUBG, placement is key! If Jonny backed out, he wouldn't be enjoying the life he is now, same in PUBG, if you backout its probably going to cost you. I look to Johnny Sins and think, what would he do in my situation? Probably get all the ♥♥♥♥♥ camping in a house. If you haven't looked him up already, or somehow don't know. Hes a pornstar, I would link you a few noice vids, but I don't think i'd be allowed. Sadly.


^^^THE BEST, THE ONE AND ONLY!^^^

Pre-Game Warmup | Pre-Game Drinks.

So you need an idea for a Pre-Game Warmup?

Male? Fingers Cold *HAND*? yeah you know where I'm going, never fails to warm up mine!

Alright straight to business, Pre-Game warming up is ♥♥♥♥ing important, you need to be at your peak as soon as you cut that parachute. If you ain't in the mood, don't feel it in your hands. Your going to ♥♥♥♥ up real bad.

Some of the ways I believe are the best to warmup with,

• Starcraft 2 | Games insane on the fingers, you'll have to be paying attention if you want to win, although not an aiming game, it requires extensive thought and warms you up for pubg aswell as warming up that trigger fingers and mouse moving.
• Move your mouse like a spastic across the table.
• CSGO, if you have CSGO, I definately recommend playing a single arms race before you play PUBG (If you really care about being GOOD)

Pre-Game warmup is pretty explanatory, when YOU feel right, hit the play button.

Now onto the IMPORTANT ♥♥♥♥.
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Levi's Pre-Game drinks to help you become Good... GOD*

Hello guys and welcome to the most freshest and dankest Pre-Game drinks.

All have been personally tested to asure quality and safety (♥♥♥♥EN KIDDING) knock yourself dead and see if i care, this♥♥♥♥♥♥is bout to get REAL.

Are you ready to rekt some scrubs? needing that extra "PUSH" in you? ... these Pre-Game Levi approved drinks are where the ♥♥♥♥♥ happening aswell as where its at.

Please do not drink my drinks if you have ADHD as i do not know if you will be affected by this positively or negatively. this is basically ADHD and skitz in a glass, overdrive level.

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Drink 1: "Dont Stop Dah Jew"

This drink is optimized for players of the following characters but is not limited to the following.

- People that like to steal cars, etc.

Need a bit of push? THIS DRINKS FOR YOU!

Ingredients, Gets real sexy

- 1 Bag of Dorito's 50g or the family 200g size. (Flavour doesn't matter... feeling a bit cheesy go the supreme, Yellow = GPM... Red = Rampage... THINK ABOUT THIS WISELY.)
- 1 bottle of Mountain JEW 1.25L would be perfectly but can be varried.
- 1 Mother, 600mL (Packing the hit)
- 1 Minty (Keeps you fresh)

Steps

1) Admire your stash that you have collected and the marvellous drink you will make from it.

2) Find a blender or if your going really ballsy use a big bowl and use natures spoons to crunch dem chips.

3) Fill Blender with dorito's and Mountain JEW.

4) Blend till its a nice solid mush... we dont want any hard bits...(they don't go down well)

5) Find a big empty milk carton like 2L ez or like big juicy bottle idk.

6) Add Mother to this bottle

7) SHAKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

8) Add minty

9) Pour a glass and enjoy

CAUTION: Do not have before sleep.

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DRINK 2: TURN UP THE HEAT
This is a drink for people that are feeling really sexy and they want to show this through there character choice and moves. This drink packs a punch and is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat as you gulp down its sweetness.

Ingredients "Kinky♥♥♥♥♥♥quot;

- 1 UP&GO 600mL Vanilla (Not the super small version, the medium one... i think its 600mL)
- Chilli Flakes or the smallest Chilli's you can find. (The smaller the hotter = action)
- Iced Coffee Syrup 600mL (Bickfords is pretty good, makes like 60glasses...but were only making 1 BIG glass)
- 50mg of Icing Sugar
- 2L of the cheapest Milk (Homebrand its your time to shine)
-4L empty Jug

Steps:

1) Admire your ingredients and roughly the $14 you wasted on this drink but atleast it'll increase your chance of winning a chicken dinner.
Steps:
2) Pickup dat bigass 4L Jug or whatever you have around that size... Garbage bags work well.

3) Empty 2L milk into it.

4) Empty all of the coffee syrup and stir until it is the darkest brown you have ever seen and it stinks.

5) Add Icing sugar and stir

6) Pour UP&GO out for its secret ingredients.

7) Empty ALL chilli flakes or fincely dice each chilli (KEEPING ALL OF THE SEEDS)... place into Jug.

8) Pour yourself a drink and enjoy that slight burning sensation that fluxuates as it is cooled down with the milk.

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Drink 3: "That made me Stiff"

This is not a Pre-Game drink but instead should be drunk during prized moments to show your the alpha male.

This drink is intented for those moments that you make an amazing play like a 1v4 or a insane rampage clutch. It is always good to have some of this drink on the side if you are not a forever virgin and get ur♥♥♥♥♥♥wet once in a while and to also try and find another connection to your favourite pornstar through games.

Ingredients:
- 1 x printed colour photo of your favourite pornstar (please not Mia Khalifa and her roast beef kitty)
OR
- 1 x Viagra Pill (instant and lengthy stiffy to remind you of your amazing play)
OR both
- Refer to taco advertisment for the voice "why not have both?"
- 1 x 1.25L bottle of Mountain Jew (The red colour flavour, idk name)
- 1 x packet of those love heart candy
- 2 x Lemons
- 1 x Flower with alot of petals

Materials:
Blender
Cups
Milk Carton Container (empty)
Mortar and Pestle
Fruit Juicer

Steps:

1) Scrunch up your favourite photo of your favourite pornstar.
OR
1) Get your mortar and pestle out and grind that viagra pill into nice dust that you could snort.
2) Put it into the Blender.
3) Get your two lemons and juice them as much as possible.
4) Add your lemon juice to the blender.
5) Add Mountain Jew
6) Blend for roughly 20seconds, till there are no evident chunks of your pornstar.
7) Pour your new drink into a glass.
8) Grab your flower
9) Put the heart candies on a nice plate and take your Drink & Candy to your dungeon.

Новое оружие Mk14 EBR in PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS

Новое оружие в PUBG

Хотим вам представить новое оружие с патронами 7.62 которое мы добавим в обновлении на следующей неделе.

Mk14 EBR in PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS

United States Navy Mark 14 Enhanced Battle Rifle (Mk 14 Enhanced Battle Rifle, «улучшенная боевая винтовка») — американская марксманская винтовка, созданная силами специальных операций ВМФ США на основе винтовки М14. Используется рядом спецподразделений ВМФ, в том числе SEAL.

Основные отличия от M14: новая ложа (разработка компании Smith Enterprises), телескопический приклад, пистолетная рукоятка, несколько планок Пикатинни и некоторые «коммерческие» компоненты, например, новый прецизионный ствол и газовый цилиндр.

How 2 Win PubG! Exploit! Not Clickbait!

This guide will change the events of Pubg forever! Yes! This is no joke! I will tell you these steps BUT FIRST! you must think outside the box and imagine things you have never imagined before! AND YES IM USING SO MANY OF THESE "!" BUT WHY YOU ASK! BECAUSE IT SHOWS THAT IM NOT LYING!!!!!!

Step One: Dont think about the world and have a friend or friends!
Step Two: Mess around and play games!
Step Tree: You have made it to the top 20!
Step For: Well done you made it this far
Step Five: Repeat