How to Win at PUBG!

Intro

Do you wish to recieve the many of the dinners of the chickens? Well you must take the many notes upon what I will always be telling to you, and the many dinners of the chickens will be awaiting upon you in the future that is mostest nearing!

Dropping

When you do the drop from the plane, you must know where you would like to landing. But I must warn you, drop not in the largest of the towns, for all of the buildings will have the always stairs. If you must walk these always stairs, you will have not the energy to proceed to the dinner of the chickens. You must drop always in the small towns, which will have the never stairs! The largest of the towns will also have the always many people, and these always many people will find the always gun and get the always headshot and you will get the never dinner of the chickens! In the small towns, there will be the never many people, YOU will find the always gun and get the always dinner of the chickens!

Looting

When you land in the always smallest of the towns which you must do the ALWAYS, you will need to know what to pick always up, and what to pick never up, this section will teach you in the manner always good that I the always teach, which of the many items to pick always up! You will first need the always gun, but not all of the always gun are of the equal qualities! There are always some of the many guns which are of the trashish type and shoot always the peas! These many of the guns include the always AKM, M416, M16, Groza, M24, AWM, SKS, Kar 98, Scar, M249, Tommy Gun, UMP9, Vector, Micro-Uzi, R1895, P1911, P92, and P18C. If you are to encounter these trashish variety of guns, you must the always leave them! The S686, S1897 and S12K you must the always take, because they will get the always many headshots and get the always many dinner of the chickens! You must find the many bullet loops and shotgun chokes as well! You will also need the many flashes and smokes so that you can be the always ninja, be the mostest sneaky and get the always many headshots, leading to the proceeding to the many dinner of the chickens!

Vehicular Devices

There are the many devices of the vehicular variety roaming the mighty jungle of the map, and you must know how to take always care of these devices when you are to encounter these wild beastish devices! You must take the always cover with the mostest of the emergency urgencies so that these wild devices do not take the always notice of you! To make them the always immobile, you must first take the always tire shots! You must then go the most sneakiest ninja-like behind these devices to blow always up them! This is what you must always many do in the events of the encountering of the devices of the vehicular type!

The Most Always Awaited Many Fights!

This the most always awaited section of this greatest guide, the section about the fight that will happening mostest certaintly always! You must use the always shotguns and get the always headshots! There is no even need for the armor, as long as you have the always frying pan to deflect the peas that always the enemies will be the firing upon you, and you will be protected from the always buttshot. There is many chance that with the always double shotguns and the always frying pan, you will win the always many fights which will leading to the proceeding of the always many dinner of the chickens!

Most Important Part

The mostest always imporant part of this greatest of many games is the always teamwork. To have the always properly teammwork, you must have the many team. You can have not never the many team, without not the many ever teammates! To always have the many greatest of teammates, you must always join the many of greatest of players in the always many greatest of good groups, DeezNewts 2.0! With many of the greatest of the helps from the peoples at the DeezNewts 2.0 of greatest of groups, you will no doubt be leading into the proceeding of the many dinnners of the chickens in the most nearest of the many futures!